Argumental – Morris Dancing is Cool

See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u_fdLpjyhA to see who mounts the most convincing argument!  To help them in their deliberations are the Greensleeves Morris Men (see http://www.greensleevesmorris.org.uk/index.html )

Quote

“You should try everything in life except incest and Morris Dancing – incest because it is illegal and Morris Dancing because it should be.”

This quote has several possible authors (refer – http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=101;t=000319;p=1 ) with Sir Thomas Beecham being the most popular as well as Oscar Wilde, George Bernard Shaw and others.

Joke

Question: Why do Morris Dancers wear bells?

Answer: So they can annoy the blind people as well!

As you can see there is not a lot on this page so far so if you have any humorous quotes or video links – send them to squire@perthmorrismen.org – Thanks