Morris doing Morris!

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“You should try everything in life except incest and Morris Dancing – incest because it is illegal and Morris Dancing because it should be.”

This quote has several possible authors (refer –;f=101;t=000319;p=1 ) with Sir Thomas Beecham being the most popular as well as Oscar Wilde, George Bernard Shaw and others.


Question: Why do Morris Dancers wear bells?

Answer: So they can annoy the blind people as well!

Question: Why did God invent Line Dancing?

Answer: So Morris Dancers would have something to laugh at!

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