Morris doing Morris!
See Nova 937
“You should try everything in life except incest and Morris Dancing – incest because it is illegal and Morris Dancing because it should be.”
This quote has several possible authors (refer – http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=101;t=000319;p=1 ) with Sir Thomas Beecham being the most popular as well as Oscar Wilde, George Bernard Shaw and others.
Question: Why do Morris Dancers wear bells?
Answer: So they can annoy the blind people as well!
Question: Why did God invent Line Dancing?
Answer: So Morris Dancers would have something to laugh at!
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